Once upon a time in an Universe that no longer exists, there was a young earthling named evilsnake. evilsnake was new to the World of OGame. evilsnake played for a few years and made two friends along the way. Then evilsnake got a new job and had zero time for OGame. So he retired, not having accomplished much.
But in March 2020, COVID-19 struck and locked down many states in America. evilsnake wondered how to spend his time when his bars are shut down, women are back in hiding, and his job continuing to pay him to do nothing but sit at home and relax.
So instead of constantly doing a solo session (or 7) of Netflix and Chill every day, evilsnake decided to come out of retirement to play OGame. He reached out to two of his friends - the original evilsnake and the Queen herself, Khaleesi. evilsnake played in both Universes before deciding the speed of Octans was more to his liking.
So Octans became evilsnake’s one and only Universe. For months, evilsnake dedicated his time and even entire days hunting, mining, and growing in Octans. Octans was an excellent choice for evilsnake. It was in Octans that evilsnake met some great people, like The Viking, a man who only Whispers, brought his best friend back from retirement, and so many more. Octans was so much fun during those times. Many crazy battles, many late nights planning coordinated moon pops. High action, high reward, high stakes, high everything!
During Octans, evilsnake became famous for his “Greetings, earthling!!!” letters as you can see on this Web site. This made evilsnake become Legendary. Some called him a future OGame Hall of Famer if there was one. Many have picked him as Octans’ Player of the Year. evilsnake gained a lot of fans due to this new-found fame. Many have even kneeled for him and donated resources.
At some point, evilsnake started becoming a serious hunter. He gained enough honor points to gain Lord status. It was then that evilsnake became the player we all know and love - Lord evilsnake. It was then that Lord evilsnake started asking earthlings to kneel for him - or suffer the consequences. Many paid the price. He only had one mission and one mission only - #MakeOGameGreatAgain.
Unfortunately, one day, Octans became dead. Lord evilsnake became a Free Agent. Fenrir, he chose, due to fleet speeds. Some followed him, others went their own ways. But the Legend of Lord evilsnake continued into Fenrir.
As the star we know as Fenrir began to dim, Lord evilsnake began taking out targets, one by one. Earthlings got lazy. Lord evilsnake rose like no other in Fenrir. He started having billions smashes, billions profits. His mines grew in no time. Research after research being completed.
One night, Lord evilsnake colonized a solar system, struck an “earthling” at server reset time, and made away with billions in profit. This led to a bunch of “earthlings” joining forces to create an Alliance called RIPSNAKE. Lord evilsnake reached out for help. Various people have joined Lord evilsnake at his side.
They popped his moons, but could not catch his fleet. Lord evilsnake was too strong. They continued to try and try, but kept getting banned, one by one. For reasons unknown to Lord evilsnake. Meanwhile, Lord evilsnake's friends kept giving him new moons.
And one day, a man by the name of Morning Star came into the picture. He immediately identified Lord evilsnake as a target. Even though Lord evilsnake sent him a polite Greetings letter welcoming him to the Universe of Fenrir and asked him to join forces in order to take out these crazy, radical “earthlings.”
Morning Star, also known as MindWar, did not want to. He hunted Lord evilsnake. And one day, when Lord evilsnake had a work call, Morning Star launched on his fleet. Timing his fleet’s return to the exact second without a probe. Very suspected actions involved.
Regardless,
All good things must come to an end.
Morning Star killed Lord evilsnake.
Is this the end for Lord evilsnake?
The short answer is, yes.
Lord evilsnake is dead.
However…
Lord evilsnake will be resurrected. He will rise from the ashes - just like he always did in Octans.
But Lord evilsnake is now…
evilsnake the God.
And evilsnake the God will be bigger, stronger, and better than ever.
-FIN-